Chaps My Hide lyrics
A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash
Oh, i forgot to wipe
It's warm outside, a pony ride
A drive across the country side
A side of flan, a marathon
The pork's a little rare
Blueberry tarts, then come wet farts
The chaffing in my dairy air
Bull leg strut, monkey butt
Bull leg strut, monkey butt
You know what chaps my hide
Riding bikes when it's hot outside
Isn't that fucked
I sure feel like a schmuck
When people scream look at him
Monkey butt has set in
A rash around my pecker
My balls and butt
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